the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
The air taste purple.
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