i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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