Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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