Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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