Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
please come you make the beer taste better
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
