what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
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Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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