Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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