apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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