Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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