I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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