do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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