They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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