batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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