I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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