i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I think I just sharted jello shots
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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