HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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