found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
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An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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