In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
No subtext here. People are naked.
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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