mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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