I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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