Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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