Porn is love you can see.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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