Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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