Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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