I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
There's even glitter on my cock...
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