I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I wish i was in the wii world.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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