You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just made out with a guy for $7.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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