I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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