she woke up with a sticky ear
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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