Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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