worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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