i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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