Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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