How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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