Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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