Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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