whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We need to get me chipped asap
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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