did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
That accounts for only three of the penises
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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