I think I am morally bankrupt
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
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My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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