Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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