idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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