I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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