Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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