so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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