I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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