giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Randomize
