Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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