I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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