Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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