Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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