yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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