Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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