my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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