Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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