You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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