used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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