He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
that may or may not have been my penis.
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