is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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